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"The Fable of 'Mean' Moe Lester" by Sketso

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For the current contest, "Dicken's Cider".
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There once was a girl named Baby
with a neighbor whom she liked to pester,
that poor old unfortunate soul
that we all knew as "Mean" Moe Lester.

Knowing Moe Lester slept lightly,
wee Baby made a plan to fix that,
staying out way late one evening
she trapped a mad-howling cat.

Baby taught that poor cat to strut
just outside of the dreary man's reach,
so each night on his rickety fence,
the cat came to yammer and screech.

Wee Baby would watch from the bushes,
laughing softly at each little yowl,
not knowing that the "Mean" Moe Lester
was plotting behind that deep scowl.

This story could go on forever,
but Moe Lester was smarter than that.
He hatched up a dastardly plan
that would soon put an end to that cat.

Moe Lester was good with his hands, you see,
and a bit too free with his wrath,
so late one night in the dark of the woods,
he cut down, and he shaped, a long staff.

The next night, he sprang from the shadows,
staff in hand, he was up to no good.
Thrusting and stabbing in his madness,
he beat poor Baby's puss with his wood.

He himself can't tell you the story...
seems the wrong people heard of his tale.
"Mean" Moe Lester is now 'waiting appeal
from inside of a local jail cell.

There's surely a moral to learn here,
but too late for Moe Lester... a pity.
"You can do what you want with your rod,
just don't do it with poor Baby's kitty."




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It's a bit off-kilter in rhythm, I know, but as I read about this contest, this idea popped into my head... Laughing, I knew I had to give it a shot.



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On Thursday May 15th, 2008, Lipstick Whore (371) writes:
This is gold...laughed so much! Thank you.


On Monday March 31st, 2008, PaYaSiN (34) writes:
haha. hilarious... was not expecting that... ;] congrats on the win. =D


On Sunday March 23rd, 2008, Distorted_Reality (151) writes:
blah I haven't been on in forever...but I saw you won the contest so I had to read and congratulate...surely a deserved win. :)


On Saturday March 22nd, 2008, Instant Insanity (771) writes:
congrats on the victory. ][ ][


On Wednesday March 19th, 2008, Circe Avalon (183) writes:
it was hilarious, true genius! I could never have come up with something that good. It sounds like a dirty nursery rhyme.Good work!


On Sunday March 16th, 2008, Adaml (243) writes:
"Laughing, I knew I had to give it a shot." --- Very good job, it was worth the shot. and hey for just giving it a stab (sorry I had to) you earned the $20 in dp credits and the boasting rights.


On Wednesday March 19th, 2008, Sketso (502) writes:
Woot, "Dicken's Cider Cup"!!! Thanks friend, and all of DP, for the chance to enter!


On Saturday March 15th, 2008, SilentStalker (1318) writes:
...you set up the end line to be the worst it possibly could be, which in turn made it the best it could possibly be...I applaud this immensely...


On Wednesday March 19th, 2008, Sketso (502) writes:
Heh, thanks for the compliment!


On Sunday March 16th, 2008, Adaml (243) writes:
And that comming from Darun is good... Esp, sense this is his domain :P


On Wednesday March 5th, 2008, Geisha (801) writes:
Ok, I HAD to come back to this! It was amusing AND I think its the best qualified one so far;)


On Thursday February 28th, 2008, Rebell tiGer King (646) writes:
:d excellent brother :D -symph-


On Monday February 25th, 2008, Geisha (801) writes:
:D


On Sunday February 24th, 2008, Narcissa (725) writes:
You got a smile out of me :)


On Friday February 22nd, 2008, tangeled (562) writes:
befitting of a nursury rhymme. good luck, you have my vote.


On Friday February 22nd, 2008, Mab (1095) writes:
hehehe... very befitting!


On Friday February 22nd, 2008, the-rapist (361) writes:
Very sinister and creative. I'm thinking this one is moe-bid enough to win. o.k., I win the dork contest.


On Friday February 22nd, 2008, elisa (1980) writes:
ah... i wrote one with a very similar premise that i was gonna enter...haha.. guess i'll scrap mine. clever write. well done.



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