Steve gave us this poem to go with the house, enjoy...

This Is My House!!!

You bellicose contenders
You cheap-shot pretenders
You verbose offenders
Might as well surrender

Now I've lost my temper
This ain't distemper
I am feeling rabid
Run, rabbits, run

Yes, my name is Max
I'm deadlier than anthrax
Before you attack
Just read the facts

I'm the Mensa mongrel
A puppy of prose
I'm a carnivore canine
I dine on feral felines

You three pussies
With crass creativity
You better move over
Let this big dog eat

I'm the rappin' rover
The rhyming ruffer
You raised my hackles
Prepare to suffer

Three puerile poets
In a pissing contest
Showing your worst
Calling it your best

Your talent it seems
Is for the obscene
Of my class
You can only dream

For this dog's prowess
You can only wish
Yes, myself, I can lick
Hey Matt, how about a kiss

I'm the alpha doggerel dog
The poetic pooch
Not one in your group
Qualified to scoop my poop

There, there bitches
Go at it hard
I've heard better catfights
In my backyard

It's sad thing
It's bad thing
The best you can do
Is be my number two

Trailing, tailing
Sniffing at my ass
For there is only one king
And my name is MAX

Say it, speak it
Chant my name
As far as I'm concerned
This is the end of the game
OUT

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