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In the backyard
And the driveway
This funny squirrel
Always taunts mah

So one day I
Am gonna eat
Some nice tasty
Squirrel meat

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On Wednesday April 30th, 2008, SilentStalker (1320) writes:

...I see he's got some nuts packed for the winter already...

On Thursday May 29th, 2008, Velvet_Raventon (697) writes:

Oh god now I can't stop laughing! :D

On Thursday May 8th, 2008, Caliraphy (235) writes:

*snickers*

On Sunday September 30th, 2007, Kui (729) writes:

Evil lookin' little fucker, enjoy Max... Itadakimas!

On Monday April 23rd, 2007, carlosjackal (1718) writes:

Hmm...he needs fattening up! Feed the lil' fella some beef dripping everyday until he's nice and fat...catch him and cook him up sweet. Tasty!

On Wednesday November 22nd, 2006, soul dancer (164) writes:

This could have come out of my parent's dog's mouth. They have squirrels that tease the shit out of him.

On Wednesday November 15th, 2006, SaraJane (40) writes:

LOL, this is an awesome tid-bit. love it! But seriously be nice to the animals:)

On Thursday June 15th, 2006, DarkPoet (225) writes:

Update: He did eat the squirrel. Well, a squirrel....

On Wednesday June 14th, 2006, flying_fox (769) writes:

nooooooooooo don't eat the squirrel!!

On Tuesday March 22nd, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1243) writes:

lmao..cute

On Sunday February 20th, 2005, blue (1740) writes:

grrrr! he looks like a mongrel he does! ok, I'll chase him round back and you get 'em as he comes around the corner... grrrr! ..but I want the tail for my hat :) ~b

On Tuesday February 8th, 2005, cucuio (209) writes:

I bet the squirrel deserves it. I hear they taste good open an open fire you know...

On Wednesday August 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (11) writes:

down with those stupid squirrels,get um max

On Friday July 16th, 2004, An Expired Member (3) writes:

(to the tune of inspector gadget) doodidoodidoot the squirls are coming doodidoodidoot doot doot

On Friday June 11th, 2004, Choronzon (233) writes:

Damn tree rats.

On Wednesday May 26th, 2004, Endifference (266) writes:

Skorls are teh boms? Nise Skorl. I will to eat aslo, ok?

On Saturday May 15th, 2004, Griffin (135) writes:

SQUIRL!

On Sunday August 31st, 2003, The Fallen Angel (289) writes:

On Wednesday July 2nd, 2003, Markus Porkwing (713) writes:

I love squirrels! They are actually gods! Eating one will give you gas! It's a god like gas! Yay! Long live squirrels!

On Saturday June 28th, 2003, An Expired Member (83) writes:

mmmmmmmmmm........ Squirrel :drools:

On Thursday June 19th, 2003, MindRape (872) writes:

HAHAHAHA! awwww what a cute squirrel ;D I bet it's even funnier to see max trying to eat it through the window/back fence

On Friday June 13th, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (121) writes:

...poor squirrel

On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (341) writes:

Looks yummy, Max. Have a nice meal!

On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, An Expired Member (28) writes:

I swear that thing is mocking me through the computer, he is a cocky one...may i join you in the feast?

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