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I want to be a beer commercial dog

*drool*

*sniff sniff sniff*

Ooh. I smell beer!

(musical interlude)

Beer and babes
bouncing around
sausage and wieners
scraps from ground round

Kibble and bit
sniff me some butts
Step in my shit
Bring on the sluts

I just wanna be a beer commercial dog
Cause there is no better life anywhere
Those fleshy babes sure like to be licked
And I love when they scratch my hair

Oh I wanna hump your leg
And pee on your flowers
Cock my leg at your mother in law
And howl at grandpa

Just let me be a beer commercial dog.

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On Wednesday August 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (11) writes:

The Beerdog: Max i can just see it now lol

On Thursday March 27th, 2008, Ms Mooncake (571) writes:

im so gonna be the agent, lol. and provide the people to be humped, lol

On Friday June 25th, 2004, IceDragoness (251) writes:

yet another good laugh when i needed it the most, thank you ~Dawn

On Saturday October 11th, 2003, GreekPhilosopher (181) writes:

Happy Happy I Is. You Go Dog! GPhD.

On Friday September 19th, 2003, blackdarkness (311) writes:

lol...thats great...good write...

On Friday September 12th, 2003, happymurderer (203) writes:

Oh man, that was great. Whew, hilarious. Thanks...

On Friday September 12th, 2003, _Andrew_ (298) writes:

LoL! this was hilarious

On Sunday August 31st, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (529) writes:

I know a few dogs who would look better after drinking..heh *winx*

On Sunday August 31st, 2003, The Fallen Angel (289) writes:

Sit boo-boo, sit...good dog!+Fallen One+

On Wednesday March 19th, 2003, Jonas (874) writes:

i wanna be a beer commercial dog.

On Wednesday March 19th, 2003, liquid_emotion (417) writes:

you'll have to settle on being a beer comercial FISH... sorry darling

On Friday March 14th, 2003, maddin foxxxy (381) writes:

jajajaj...what can i say...i love dogs..

On Friday March 14th, 2003, liquid_emotion (417) writes:

great expectations...

On Friday March 14th, 2003, Max (4) writes:

Woof! I rrruv yous awww.

On Friday March 14th, 2003, An Expired Member (25) writes:

awww...max you're sooo cute :D

On Friday March 14th, 2003, diavolessa (275) writes:

Max you are lovely! *woolf back at you*! :)

On Friday March 14th, 2003, cre (508) writes:

Haha! That's great Max. I'll give you scritches anytime!

On Friday March 14th, 2003, cre (508) writes:

PS - You're the cutest poet at this site! :)

On Friday March 14th, 2003, An Expired Member (25) writes:

awww great... beatiful... shit this is awesome... lmfao

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