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Human Food

The crap master feeds me
Little balls of dried meat
Grains and vegetables
Since I'm hungry anyway I eat

Mmmmm toilet bowls
Flavored water is so nice
Why doesn't the master catch on
This stuff tastes high priced

mmmm garbage
Banana peels are good
Sometimes apple peels
Making messes, I always should

mmmmmmm butts
What did you eat yesterday?
I love to sniff them
Why are you running away?

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On Thursday July 7th, 2005, Dysphoria (167) writes:

haha

On Wednesday August 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (11) writes:

lol

On Friday September 19th, 2003, blackdarkness (312) writes:

lol..funny stuff...by the way your dog is so cute!!

On Sunday August 31st, 2003, The Fallen Angel (289) writes:

Nice job! If you were a cat i'll give warm milk...if you were a man i'll give tip...but since you're not any of those things, I'll just give you a pat on the head...+Fallen One+

On Saturday March 22nd, 2003, An Expired Member (94) writes:

bong rip for this one!

On Friday March 21st, 2003, Sharon Rose (642) writes:

Hey Max, do me a favor and poop on Matt's carpet, mmmkay??? Silly puppy...not you, your master....

On Saturday March 15th, 2003, Six-Out (1826) writes:

I wanna eat people food one day too. One day Max, one day we will be able to do it. :)

On Friday March 14th, 2003, An Expired Member (3) writes:

{People these days} LOL. nice job.. ~~~~~ Love always, Natalie Hunter

On Friday March 14th, 2003, liquid_emotion (417) writes:

banana peels and butt sniffing... learn something new every day.. thanks :) I'll let you know how it works out for me!

On Friday March 14th, 2003, DarkPoet (230) writes:

Ruuufff!

On Friday March 14th, 2003, cre (508) writes:

Mmm, yummy. Next time give master a BIG WET KISS after you sample the toilet water :D That will make him love you even more!

On Friday March 14th, 2003, An Expired Member (25) writes:

i'm hungry...

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