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"My Foot Smells" by Max

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I am too dumb
To lift my leg up
So I pee on my foot
Now I stink so much

So now I have
To take a bath
Master rolls his eyes
and sometimes laughs

Maybe soon I'll learn
To lift my leg up
Until then I'll smell
Like a pee filled coffee cup




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On Tuesday August 21st, 2007, carlosjackal (1718) writes:
Bad doggy! :) -Carl


On Monday August 20th, 2007, An Expired Member (13) writes:
Monumental! Or perhaps just mental...Either way, I wanna hump this poem :)


On Friday July 27th, 2007, Dancing_Monkey (1801) writes:
Get the cat before it laughs at you Max. Good boy


On Friday February 23rd, 2007, SaraJane (40) writes:
good god, lol


On Wednesday November 22nd, 2006, soul dancer (164) writes:
What a frickin' crack up!


On Wednesday June 14th, 2006, flying_fox (769) writes:
god these are the best poems ever!!!


On Saturday October 8th, 2005, blue (1740) writes:
:P silly dog.. but still, man's best friend and all. Just don't eat your poop. ~b


On Wednesday August 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (11) writes:
lmao


On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:
ROFLMAO! Thanks, I needed that. ~ mw


On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (341) writes:
Lol you rule!


On Friday April 11th, 2003, Sharon Rose (658) writes:
oy......


On Tuesday April 1st, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:
Hey, it happens to the best of us.



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