Slightly Whimsical Member Application

Your account will either be approved by the site management, or far more likely by accumulating enough votes from current members as the mangement may or may not be a bunch of lazy sots depending upon whom you don't ask the question. Your 'about me' info, name and email address will be shown to the voting members to decide on. Voting members are any who are at Full member level and above.

We want to keep the site filled only with active users who really want to be here and avoid a lot of abandoned or inactive accounts. So you have 30 days to get us a postcard, letter, or other (tangible) sign that you're really interested in being a permanent part of the site or we'll consider your account abandoned. See this for the specific details.

Who Sent You? The person's username...	Or, how did you find us?
Your Username Ordinary characters preferred, no numbers
Your Real Name First first last last...
Billing Address Address info is optional, but if you ever want to pay us you'll need it someday anyway.
City, State/Prov, Postal Code Yes a Zipcode is the same thing...	,
Telephone Number For credit card validation if necessary. We no longer call you at 1am breathing heavily. Sorry, we won't even do it if you beg. Stop begging. I mean it!
Country Nation, Kingdom, Anarchopolis, NOT Plane of existence...
Email Address Better get this right or you won't get your password
Email Address Again Annoying but you really should be sure you get it right!	** Important- make sure you add helpme@darkpoetry.com to your address book before you send this form to ensure that your signup email is not misidentified as spam!
Date of Birth MM/DD/YYYY - You must be this tall to enter! (yea, it's required, sorry.)	/ /
Short description of you and your writing style so we get some idea who you are and what your general brainwave pattern is. Include a short sample of your work if you like. REQUIRED your account will be approved or rejected by our voting members mostly based on what you type here. If you're sincere and able to use halfway good English you should be fine.
Is all of the above information correct? By clicking this button you agree to agree with the agreeable me...	Submit your app for review:

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Site FAQ

____PRIVACY INFO____

Summary: Die spammers. Die intrusive advertisers. Die die die!

Address information is required to be accurate and may be used only for the following purposes:

Identity verification (when resetting your password for example)
Credit card address verification (if you upgrade later)
Lookup purposes to find who sent us what in the mail
Snail mailing you. (unlikely to happen)
Geolocation may be done to match your computer address to your country for an honesty checkup.

Email address may be used for these purposes:

Sending you notices (comment notification for your works, other info as you request)
Mailing you your password.
Less than monthly sending an announcement or info about this site.
Publicly posted on your profile only if you request it specifically in preferences.

Birth date information will be used simply to verify that you meet the age requirements mandated by law or for identity verification purposes.